You don’t fetch the newspaper while chewing gum!

September 3rd, 2009

Don’t say anything and I’ll let you drive the cart.

August 26th, 2009

The soles of my shoes just melted.

August 12th, 2009

Someone turn on the can opener, please!

August 11th, 2009

I finally showed Marmaduke who’s boss about sleeping in my chair.

August 10th, 2009

I wonder what Marm is up to? I haven’t seen him all day.

August 9th, 2009

Well that nothing-but-a-floor-lamp just dragged the roast off the table!

August 5th, 2009

I say we switch channels to Animal Planet, right now!

July 25th, 2009

No, he’s not disturbing me now, but his rumbling snores show promise.

July 23rd, 2009

He’s a four-letter dog and then some.

July 21st, 2009