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	<title>Comments on: Can&#8217;t you text message me instead?</title>
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		<title>By: NT</title>
		<link>http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/18/cant-you-text-message-me-instead/comment-page-1/#comment-33</link>
		<dc:creator>NT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 04:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Drunk on Long Island Iced Tea, the old man failed to heed Marmaduke&#039;s warning that his house was on fire&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-33&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunk on Long Island Iced Tea, the old man failed to heed Marmaduke&#8217;s warning that his house was on fire
<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-33">0</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>By: Ben Martin</title>
		<link>http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/18/cant-you-text-message-me-instead/comment-page-1/#comment-20</link>
		<dc:creator>Ben Martin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Help! I&#039;m covered in tiny black spots!&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-20&quot;&gt;2&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Help! I&#8217;m covered in tiny black spots!
<p class="top-comments">Current score: <span class="top-comments-karma" id="karma-20">2</span> <small>(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)</small></p>
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		<title>By: rbohn</title>
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		<dc:creator>rbohn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All too willing to accept Mr. Coate&#039;s invitation to a backyard bar-b-q, Old Yeller wasn&#039;t seen or heard from again...&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-19&quot;&gt;1&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All too willing to accept Mr. Coate&#8217;s invitation to a backyard bar-b-q, Old Yeller wasn&#8217;t seen or heard from again&#8230;
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		<title>By: tangollama</title>
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		<dc:creator>tangollama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t understand you. You&#039;re a DOG!&lt;p class=&quot;top-comments&quot;&gt;Current score: &lt;span class=&quot;top-comments-karma&quot; id=&quot;karma-18&quot;&gt;0&lt;/span&gt; &lt;small&gt;(to vote for this comment, please visit the site)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t understand you. You&#8217;re a DOG!
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