Comments on: Someone turn on the can opener, please!

By: rbohn

rbohn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:46:45 +0000

"Someone fire joke writer, please!"

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By: NT77

NT77 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:44:46 +0000

"Maybe you're right Dottie. Maybe I should start using mouthwash."

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By: tangollama

tangollama — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:51:19 +0000

Phil has had enough and reached his limit. This dog has been nothing but trouble and poop all it's unnaturally long life, forcing him to wear these dutch-like box shoes and covering his home in ink dots. In this moment of weakness, he sees his chance - his way out. He'll do Marmaduke Moltisanti style. Phil clears his throat and calls out... "Someone turn on the can opener please!"

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