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Comment on Don’t say anything and I’ll let you drive the cart. by rbohn

rbohn — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:18:09 +0000

Reason #43 you may be annoying to people: You go to the golf course and sing Battle Hymn of the Republic on the 9th hole...with your dog.

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Comment on Don’t say anything and I’ll let you drive the cart. by tangollama

tangollama — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:12:48 +0000

He can talk. He can talk. He can talk. He can talk. He can talk!

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Comment on I finally showed Marmaduke who’s boss about sleeping in my chair. by rbohn

rbohn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:51:15 +0000

"Honey, I've told you before. Leave the weird sexual stuff to the hippies down the street."

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Comment on Someone turn on the can opener, please! by rbohn

rbohn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:46:45 +0000

"Someone fire joke writer, please!"

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Comment on The soles of my shoes just melted. by rbohn

rbohn — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:45:36 +0000

"pardon me do you have any grey poupon'

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Comment on The soles of my shoes just melted. by NT77

NT77 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:37:06 +0000

Enjoying the entertainment, the neighbor hoped that Phil would never realize that he could simply let go.

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Comment on The soles of my shoes just melted. by tangollama

tangollama — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:59:29 +0000

...on your left you'll see a kermudgeon with no legs levitating in his front yard.

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Comment on Someone turn on the can opener, please! by NT77

NT77 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:44:46 +0000

"Maybe you're right Dottie. Maybe I should start using mouthwash."

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Comment on Someone turn on the can opener, please! by tangollama

tangollama — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:51:19 +0000

Phil has had enough and reached his limit. This dog has been nothing but trouble and poop all it's unnaturally long life, forcing him to wear these dutch-like box shoes and covering his home in ink dots. In this moment of weakness, he sees his chance - his way out. He'll do Marmaduke Moltisanti style. Phil clears his throat and calls out... "Someone turn on the can opener please!"

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Comment on I finally showed Marmaduke who’s boss about sleeping in my chair. by NT77

NT77 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:33:57 +0000

"Oh no, I'm not getting sodomized again! If you want him off the bed, you get him off."

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