betterthanmarmaduke.com http://betterthanmarmaduke.com Write, Rate, Redeem... Because Funny Deserves Better Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:02:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 You don’t fetch the newspaper while chewing gum! http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/09/03/you-dont-fetch-the-newspaper-while-chewing-gum/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/09/03/you-dont-fetch-the-newspaper-while-chewing-gum/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:02:08 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/09/03/you-dont-fetch-the-newspaper-while-chewing-gum/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/09/03/you-dont-fetch-the-newspaper-while-chewing-gum/feed/ 0 Don’t say anything and I’ll let you drive the cart. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/26/dont-say-anything-and-ill-let-you-drive-the-cart/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/26/dont-say-anything-and-ill-let-you-drive-the-cart/#comments Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:12:10 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/26/dont-say-anything-and-ill-let-you-drive-the-cart/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/26/dont-say-anything-and-ill-let-you-drive-the-cart/feed/ 2 The soles of my shoes just melted. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/12/the-soles-of-my-shoes-just-melted/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/12/the-soles-of-my-shoes-just-melted/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:54:00 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/12/the-soles-of-my-shoes-just-melted/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/12/the-soles-of-my-shoes-just-melted/feed/ 3 Someone turn on the can opener, please! http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/11/someone-turn-on-the-can-opener-please/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/11/someone-turn-on-the-can-opener-please/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:47:35 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/11/someone-turn-on-the-can-opener-please/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/11/someone-turn-on-the-can-opener-please/feed/ 3 I finally showed Marmaduke who’s boss about sleeping in my chair. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/10/i-finally-showed-marmaduke-whos-boss-about-sleeping-in-my-chair/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/10/i-finally-showed-marmaduke-whos-boss-about-sleeping-in-my-chair/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:35:08 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/?p=29

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/10/i-finally-showed-marmaduke-whos-boss-about-sleeping-in-my-chair/feed/ 2 I wonder what Marm is up to? I haven’t seen him all day. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/09/i-wonder-what-marm-is-up-to-i-havent-seen-him-all-day/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/09/i-wonder-what-marm-is-up-to-i-havent-seen-him-all-day/#comments Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:37:50 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/?p=27

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/09/i-wonder-what-marm-is-up-to-i-havent-seen-him-all-day/feed/ 3 Well that nothing-but-a-floor-lamp just dragged the roast off the table! http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/05/well-that-nothing-but-a-floor-lamp-just-dragged-the-roast-off-the-table/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/05/well-that-nothing-but-a-floor-lamp-just-dragged-the-roast-off-the-table/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:46:09 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/?p=25

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/08/05/well-that-nothing-but-a-floor-lamp-just-dragged-the-roast-off-the-table/feed/ 2 I say we switch channels to Animal Planet, right now! http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/25/i-say-we-switch-channels-to-animal-planet-right-now/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/25/i-say-we-switch-channels-to-animal-planet-right-now/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 21:16:30 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/25/i-say-we-switch-channels-to-animal-planet-right-now/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/25/i-say-we-switch-channels-to-animal-planet-right-now/feed/ 2 No, he’s not disturbing me now, but his rumbling snores show promise. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/23/no-hes-not-disturbing-me-now-but-his-rumbling-snores-show-promise/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/23/no-hes-not-disturbing-me-now-but-his-rumbling-snores-show-promise/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:30:04 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/23/no-hes-not-disturbing-me-now-but-his-rumbling-snores-show-promise/

]]> http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/23/no-hes-not-disturbing-me-now-but-his-rumbling-snores-show-promise/feed/ 3 He’s a four-letter dog and then some. http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/21/hes-a-four-letter-dog-and-then-some/ http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/2009/07/21/hes-a-four-letter-dog-and-then-some/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:32:45 +0000 tangollama http://betterthanmarmaduke.com/?p=20

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